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« on: 15-Mar-14, 04:14 PM »
Okay, so I assume all intelligent members on here would agree (politics and patriotism aside) that Vladimir Putin would absolutely tool Barack Obama in a one-on-one fight.

Vladimir's credentials:

Ex KGB
Judo/Sambo black belt

Barack's credentials:

Proficient in Golf and Basketball
Watches "Oprah"



However, what if the superpowers decided to settle their differences in a one-on-one confrontation with a more uncertain outcome? I'm proposing an NHB cage match between the spouses of the respective leaders: Michelle O vs Alina Kabayeva. Would Michelle's inner "ghetto girl" toughness be enough to triumph over Alina, the "Black Sea Amazon" ?

Michelle's advantages:

Size, strength
Striking (from beating Barack's ass)

Alina's advantages:

Extreme flexibility (Olympic gold-medal gymnast)
Submissions (from bedroom grappling with Vlad)

Who would win and how?

I say:

Kabayeva by triangle    8)









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« Reply #1 on: 15-Mar-14, 06:00 PM »
Quote from: Stewie_Griffin on 15-Mar-14, 04:14 PM
Okay, so I assume all intelligent members on here would agree (politics and patriotism aside) that Vladimir Putin would absolutely tool Barack Obama in a one-on-one fight.


Putin is also better as a gay icon.  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 17-Mar-14, 07:44 AM »
Stewie, as you said, Michele is probably stronger (and possibly meaner) and experienced since she kicks Barrack's ass every day so I'd have to pick her.  However, in a Thunderdome match where you need quickness and agility to get to the best weapons, then I'd pick Alina.
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« Reply #3 on: 17-Mar-14, 08:23 AM »
Alina in a heartbeat :)
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« Reply #4 on: 18-Mar-14, 04:13 PM »
Alina!

And my God I'd like to take her on next ;)
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« Reply #5 on: 18-Mar-14, 10:13 PM »
As would I!  :) Damn she looks good!!
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« Reply #6 on: 19-Mar-14, 07:22 AM »
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As would I!  :) Damn she looks good!!


Not to derail but Alina is featured here: http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/566717 ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 19-Mar-14, 10:09 AM »
Quote from: sleepinbin on 19-Mar-14, 07:22 AM
Quote from: ass kicked by girls on 18-Mar-14, 10:13 PM
As would I!  :) Damn she looks good!!


Not to derail but Alina is featured here: http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/566717 ;)


Okay! Alright, already! I did the poll! (it didn't go well for you, Mr Derailer......)  ::)



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« Reply #8 on: 20-Jun-14, 04:08 PM »
Alina would destroy either obama!  :)
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