Okay, so I assume all intelligent members on here would agree (politics and patriotism aside) that Vladimir Putin would absolutely tool Barack Obama in a one-on-one fight.
Vladimir's credentials:
Ex KGB
Judo/Sambo black belt
Barack's credentials:
Proficient in Golf and Basketball
Watches "Oprah"

However, what if the superpowers decided to settle their differences in a one-on-one confrontation with a more uncertain outcome? I'm proposing an NHB cage match between the spouses of the respective leaders: Michelle O vs Alina Kabayeva. Would Michelle's inner "ghetto girl" toughness be enough to triumph over Alina, the "Black Sea Amazon" ?
Michelle's advantages:
Size, strength
Striking (from beating Barack's ass)
Alina's advantages:
Extreme flexibility (Olympic gold-medal gymnast)
Submissions (from bedroom grappling with Vlad)
Who would win and how?I say:
Kabayeva by triangle 



