Mrs Obama vs Mrs Putin

[Ronald_Frump]

Okay, so I assume all intelligent members on here would agree (politics and patriotism aside) that Vladimir Putin would absolutely tool Barack Obama in a one-on-one fight.

Vladimir's credentials:

Ex KGB
Judo/Sambo black belt

Barack's credentials:

Proficient in Golf and Basketball
Watches "Oprah"



However, what if the superpowers decided to settle their differences in a one-on-one confrontation with a more uncertain outcome? I'm proposing an NHB cage match between the spouses of the respective leaders: Michelle O vs Alina Kabayeva. Would Michelle's inner "ghetto girl" toughness be enough to triumph over Alina, the "Black Sea Amazon" ?

Michelle's advantages:

Size, strength
Striking (from beating Barack's ass)

Alina's advantages:

Extreme flexibility (Olympic gold-medal gymnast)
Submissions (from bedroom grappling with Vlad)

Who would win and how?

I say:

Kabayeva by triangle   

[RBAP]

Okay, so I assume all intelligent members on here would agree (politics and patriotism aside) that Vladimir Putin would absolutely tool Barack Obama in a one-on-one fight.

Putin is also better as a gay icon. 

[spiezer]

Stewie, as you said, Michele is probably stronger (and possibly meaner) and experienced since she kicks Barrack's ass every day so I'd have to pick her.  However, in a Thunderdome match where you need quickness and agility to get to the best weapons, then I'd pick Alina.
Two women enter...one woman leaves!

[desertgoodguy]

Alina in a heartbeat

[sleepinbin]

Alina!

And my God I'd like to take her on next

[ass kicked by girls]

As would I!  Damn she looks good!!

[sleepinbin]

As would I!  Damn she looks good!!

Not to derail but Alina is featured here: http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/566717

[Ronald_Frump]

As would I!  Damn she looks good!!

Not to derail but Alina is featured here: http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/566717

Okay! Alright, already! I did the poll! (it didn't go well for you, Mr Derailer......) 

[kf231]

Alina would destroy either obama!