OMG SHE HAS FOUND ME TAPE STASH
I started collecting combat based video tapes way back in the early to mid 80's and as a result, had an ever increasing problem with where to hide them so that the wife would not discover them. I started off by putting them in the loft, and continued this until she asked me one day why I kept going up there. Well as you can imagine, I did not know the answer and with a red face replied with the typical ( Just Checking The Water Tank Love )
Anyway, it soon became apparent that the loft was not an option and as a result, decided to change their location to a shelf high up in the garage. This again became a good place to hide them for many a year however, as I purchased and obtained more and more video tapes, the shelf itself began to drop and buckle slightly in the middle from the weight and was in danger of falling down
It was then that I decided to come clean with the wife, and tell her about my combat fetish including the video tape collection and to my amazement, she did not bat an eye lid on the issue. Instead, she simply said that men in general should have some healthy fantasies towards a sexual objective in their lives and as such, was allowed to continue my combat collection without fear of having a frying pan on my head.
Not only did she allow me to keep my video tapes, but she also engaged in some friendly bed grappling with me