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Who wins?

Jessica Alba
15 (88.2%)
Charlie Sheen
2 (11.8%)

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Author Topic: Celebrity Mixed Wrestling Match: Jessica Alba vs Charlie Sheen  (Read 7530 times)

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I've seen some fem-fem celebrity matches so decided to go for a mixed one. Let's say this is Charlie Sheen from a year back, in his worst condition he has ever been and drug-addict state vs a Jessica Alba that was in her prime.

Charlie Sheen is 5''9 and 165lbs
Jessica Alba is 5''6 1/2 and 127lbs

I know Sheen is bigger in size, but don't forget that Jessica Alba is in great shape while Sheen isn't. I also think she learned fighting moves for Dark Angel. I think Sheen might take it tho but I could be proven wrong.


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Any takers on this matchup?

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I see some people think Alba would win, why?

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I've gone for Alba, because IIRC Sheen was in a bit of a mess, recently.........80's prime Sheen would have won IMHO.
 
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I've gone for Alba, because IIRC Sheen was in a bit of a mess, recently.........80's prime Sheen would have won IMHO.


80's prime-Sheen would have destroyed her with ease. That's why I chose this version of Sheen, how do you think she will win tho?

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Any way she wants to......that guy's a mental and physical wreck. Maybe body kicks.
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Any way she wants to......that guy's a mental and physical wreck. Maybe body kicks.


It's a wrestling match so no kicks allowed, or punches. Remember that she is skinny, but I'm just thinking what holds will she use to win...

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Any way she wants to......that guy's a mental and physical wreck. Maybe body kicks.


It's a wrestling match so no kicks allowed, or punches. Remember that she is skinny, but I'm just thinking what holds will she use to win...


Sorry, I forgot the rules. In that case, its armbar, kimura, keylock, rear-naked choke, triangle choke, arm triangle, dragon sleeper, north-south choke........did I miss any?
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Any way she wants to......that guy's a mental and physical wreck. Maybe body kicks.


It's a wrestling match so no kicks allowed, or punches. Remember that she is skinny, but I'm just thinking what holds will she use to win...


Sorry, I forgot the rules. In that case, its armbar, kimura, keylock, rear-naked choke, triangle choke, arm triangle, dragon sleeper, north-south choke........did I miss any?


How would she submit him via triangle? Are her legs even strong enough because they look skinny.

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How would she submit him via triangle? Are her legs even strong enough because they look skinny.


With the correct technique, no problem

Most womens' legs > mens' carotid arteries

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Celebrity Mixed Wrestling Match: Jessica Alba vs Charlie Sheen
« Reply #10 on: 30-Oct-12, 05:15 PM »


How would she submit him via triangle? Are her legs even strong enough because they look skinny.


With the correct technique, no problem

Most womens' legs > mens' carotid arteries




What about a reverse? Would he tap or could he escape that?

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« Reply #11 on: 30-Oct-12, 05:38 PM »


What about a reverse? Would he tap or could he escape that?


No, its a KO hold.
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Celebrity Mixed Wrestling Match: Jessica Alba vs Charlie Sheen
« Reply #12 on: 30-Oct-12, 06:12 PM »
Charlie would lose and enjoy it...  8)

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Celebrity Mixed Wrestling Match: Jessica Alba vs Charlie Sheen
« Reply #13 on: 31-Oct-12, 06:45 AM »
when sheen was at his low point and a physical wreck, alba could win by whatever she wanted... he'd likely find himself tossed around and scissored ruthlessly before being smothered under that ass...

 

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