Celebrity Mixed Wrestling Match: Jessica Alba vs Charlie Sheen

[Judge DR3DD]

I've seen some fem-fem celebrity matches so decided to go for a mixed one. Let's say this is Charlie Sheen from a year back, in his worst condition he has ever been and drug-addict state vs a Jessica Alba that was in her prime.

Charlie Sheen is 5''9 and 165lbs
Jessica Alba is 5''6 1/2 and 127lbs

I know Sheen is bigger in size, but don't forget that Jessica Alba is in great shape while Sheen isn't. I also think she learned fighting moves for Dark Angel. I think Sheen might take it tho but I could be proven wrong.

[Judge DR3DD]

Any takers on this matchup?

[Judge DR3DD]

I see some people think Alba would win, why?

[Ronald_Frump]

I've gone for Alba, because IIRC Sheen was in a bit of a mess, recently.........80's prime Sheen would have won IMHO.
 

[Judge DR3DD]

I've gone for Alba, because IIRC Sheen was in a bit of a mess, recently.........80's prime Sheen would have won IMHO.

80's prime-Sheen would have destroyed her with ease. That's why I chose this version of Sheen, how do you think she will win tho?

[Ronald_Frump]

Any way she wants to......that guy's a mental and physical wreck. Maybe body kicks.

[Judge DR3DD]

Any way she wants to......that guy's a mental and physical wreck. Maybe body kicks.

It's a wrestling match so no kicks allowed, or punches. Remember that she is skinny, but I'm just thinking what holds will she use to win...

[Ronald_Frump]

Any way she wants to......that guy's a mental and physical wreck. Maybe body kicks.

It's a wrestling match so no kicks allowed, or punches. Remember that she is skinny, but I'm just thinking what holds will she use to win...

Sorry, I forgot the rules. In that case, its armbar, kimura, keylock, rear-naked choke, triangle choke, arm triangle, dragon sleeper, north-south choke........did I miss any?

[Judge DR3DD]

Any way she wants to......that guy's a mental and physical wreck. Maybe body kicks.

It's a wrestling match so no kicks allowed, or punches. Remember that she is skinny, but I'm just thinking what holds will she use to win...

Sorry, I forgot the rules. In that case, its armbar, kimura, keylock, rear-naked choke, triangle choke, arm triangle, dragon sleeper, north-south choke........did I miss any?

How would she submit him via triangle? Are her legs even strong enough because they look skinny.

[Ronald_Frump]

How would she submit him via triangle? Are her legs even strong enough because they look skinny.

With the correct technique, no problem

Most womens' legs > mens' carotid arteries

[Judge DR3DD]

How would she submit him via triangle? Are her legs even strong enough because they look skinny.

With the correct technique, no problem

Most womens' legs > mens' carotid arteries

What about a reverse? Would he tap or could he escape that?

[Ronald_Frump]

What about a reverse? Would he tap or could he escape that?

No, its a KO hold.

[RBAP]

Charlie would lose and enjoy it... 

[sleepinbin]

when sheen was at his low point and a physical wreck, alba could win by whatever she wanted... he'd likely find himself tossed around and scissored ruthlessly before being smothered under that ass...