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Offline gh122

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« on: 23-May-13, 02:46 AM »
A few years ago, during the filming of one of Megan Fox's crappier films (which is really saying something) Passion Play, she was enraged after someone snapped blurry non-nudes of her on set (attached below). Later during an interview with Allure she basically said she would kick whomever ass took the photos: "If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm physical harm,

A couple years later Megan and her fiancee were charged with beating up a paparazzi for taking bikini photos of her.

 Suppose Megan found out who took the photos of her in Passion Play and confronted him (or her) with the intent of delivering an ass kicking. Who do you think it was (ie Angelina Jolie, Shia Laubouf, an average guy)? What would happen? Would she be able to get her revenge or end up humiliated?

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« Reply #1 on: 23-May-13, 02:45 PM »
With sufficient grappling training, she certainly has the legs to choke out any guy of normal stature.........

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« Reply #2 on: 23-May-13, 04:50 PM »
whoever it would be would be a lucky bastard... and on the end of one hellacious beating! :D
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« Reply #3 on: 23-May-13, 05:00 PM »
More "leggy" evidence...  8)

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« Reply #4 on: 24-May-13, 03:34 AM »
What would happen? Would she be able to get her revenge or end up humiliated?


If she tries to physically handle the matter herself the most she can achieve is some broken fingers while punching. Not sure why everyone here thinks models and actresses to be strong  ???


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« Reply #5 on: 24-May-13, 11:49 AM »
What would happen? Would she be able to get her revenge or end up humiliated?


If she tries to physically handle the matter herself the most she can achieve is some broken fingers while punching. Not sure why everyone here thinks models and actresses to be strong  ???


Nobody thinks that. Everybody fantasizes it. There is a difference.  ;)

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« Reply #6 on: 24-May-13, 12:26 PM »
Sexy young  lady to be sure, doesn't look like she could fight her way out of a wet paper bag.  But the fantasy of her fighting legitimately is okay.

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« Reply #7 on: 24-May-13, 05:25 PM »
Nobody thinks that. Everybody fantasizes it. There is a difference.  ;)


Right on! And it is a very nice fantasy  8)

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« Reply #8 on: 25-May-13, 02:35 AM »
A lot of female celebs look after their bodies and are relatively "strong" (and flexible) for their size and gender. The fantasy as I see it, becomes realistic if you modify the scenario accordingly:

  • The "photographer" is an average guy with no fighting experience
  • Megan takes grappling classes
  • She jumps him and it goes to the ground
  • Super-aggressive Megan either takes his back and chokes him out, or snaps his elbow with an armbar

.....so to my mind its not a 200lb guy getting out-punched by a petite woman in a size-6 dress and high-heels....  8) 
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« Reply #9 on: 26-May-13, 10:55 AM »
Or super-aggressive Megan gets her ass kicked because her grappling classes gave her a false sense of superiority.  Grappling classes are no substitute for the real thing.  In this fantasy turned reality, the photographer punches her in the nose or elbows her in that skinny ribcage and causes real pain.

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« Reply #10 on: 26-May-13, 11:27 AM »
let us enjoy ourselves man :P
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« Reply #11 on: 26-May-13, 11:32 AM »
Love how rassleme seems to be taking this so seriously. lol

But in all seriousness Megan would break the photag's nose  ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 26-May-13, 11:51 AM »
Love how rassleme seems to be taking this so seriously. lol

But in all seriousness Megan would break the photag's nose  ;D


Shit! Maybe Rass IS a photographer!

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« Reply #13 on: 26-May-13, 12:31 PM »
Love how rassleme seems to be taking this so seriously. lol

But in all seriousness Megan would break the photag's nose  ;D


Yup serious as a heart attack.  LOLOLOLOLOL.

Nope, I'm not the photograper, but I sometimes take a few pics here and there among other things.

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« Reply #14 on: 27-May-13, 04:52 PM »
A lot of female celebs look after their bodies and are relatively "strong" (and flexible) for their size and gender. The fantasy as I see it, becomes realistic if you modify the scenario accordingly:

  • The "photographer" is an average guy with no fighting experience
  • Megan takes grappling classes
  • She jumps him and it goes to the ground
  • Super-aggressive Megan either takes his back and chokes him out, or snaps his elbow with an armbar

.....so to my mind its not a 200lb guy getting out-punched by a petite woman in a size-6 dress and high-heels....  8) 



Totally agree. It also comes back to people grossly overestimating the average guy. When people say a 6ft, 200+lbs average guy, they're probably talking about a horribly overweight, beer-swilling, burger-munching buffoon that hasn't done any exercise in years, if not decades, depending on his age.

Ex-pornstar Janine Lindemulder was caught on camera lashing out at a photographer a few years ago. As he backed away from her, the bumbling great oaf tripped over his own feet, sending him crashing into a wall as he fell. No doubt she would have continued to get the better of him had the confrontation escalated further.