Megan Fox vs Paparazzi

[Ronald_Frump]

lol @ the above! 

I recently did some aggression training at work. A female colleague (120 lbs; 5' 5") jumped me unexpectedly and got me on the floor in a rear-naked choke. I was so surprised, I couldn't react and if it had been a real fight, I doubt I could have escaped before being KO'd.

Its a totally incomparable situation to having a premeditated stand-up "slug-fest". 

[jiminy]

Its a totally incomparable situation to having a premeditated stand-up "slug-fest".

Even then, I've lost count of the amount of times I've seen guys lose balance/fall over in trying to throw a haymaker.

[sleepinbin]

lol @ the above! 

I recently did some aggression training at work. A female colleague (120 lbs; 5' 5") jumped me unexpectedly and got me on the floor in a rear-naked choke. I was so surprised, I couldn't react and if it had been a real fight, I doubt I could have escaped before being KO'd.

Its a totally incomparable situation to having a premeditated stand-up "slug-fest". 

Where do you work? Can I get a job there?

(Though c'mon Stewie, RNCs aren't hard to defend... if you want to... which I doubt you did hahahah  ) 

[Ronald_Frump]

(Though c'mon Stewie, RNCs aren't hard to defend... if you want to... which I doubt you did hahahah  )

lol! What I meant was, if you were fighting a guy, you would be using strikes, nut-shots, headbutts......whatever, but when you get jumped by a hot-chick, your brain gets scrambled: especially if you are into our little "fetish".

If the girl is

• sexy
• strong
• skilled

and gets you in a compromising position, you could be handicapped by your own fantasy. It doesn't take that long to get choked-out. Remember that youtube vid of the girl scissoring that guy in Vegas?

Let me put it this way..... if a Skylar Rene lookalike headscissored you, would your immediate thought be to rain elbows on her (pun intended)  or to gag between her thighs, hoping someone would eventually break the fight up, before you got seriously hurt (which normally happens in public beatdowns)?

I know which one I'd go for 

[sleepinbin]

(Though c'mon Stewie, RNCs aren't hard to defend... if you want to... which I doubt you did hahahah  )

lol! What I meant was, if you were fighting a guy, you would be using strikes, nut-shots, headbutts......whatever, but when you get jumped by a hot-chick, your brain gets scrambled: especially if you are into our little "fetish".

If the girl is

• sexy
• strong
• skilled

and gets you in a compromising position, you could be handicapped by your own fantasy. It doesn't take that long to get choked-out. Remember that youtube vid of the girl scissoring that guy in Vegas?

Let me put it this way..... if a Skylar Rene lookalike headscissored you, would your immediate thought be to rain elbows on her (pun intended)  or to gag between her thighs, hoping someone would eventually break the fight up, before you got seriously hurt (which normally happens in public beatdowns)?

I know which one I'd go for 

Oh Stewie, I agree entirely, that was the point I was poking fun at you about... I'm not saying I'd do any different!

[Judge DR3DD]

I wonder what would happen to a guy if Megan full power headscissored him

[Ronald_Frump]

I wonder what would happen to a guy if Megan full power headscissored him

The fat-fucker would get choked-out.......... 

......just like all the rest of us "keyboard-warriors" 

[DR]

I wonder what would happen to a guy if Megan full power headscissored him